Back to the strong, tall lesson plan.
But anyway. Today's lesson will be "How to murder a car horn".
With this necessary driving skill you'll be able to both freak out and annoy other drivers worldwide. And without the use of a car alarm even!
Now getting onto the lesson... First, get into a car; no you don't need a license for this. Then, drive over to choice intersection. (Make it busy and Seattle like.) When the timing is right, raise your fist high in the air and bring it down hard on the horn, repeat. Repeat as many times as you like or until the light turns green. For example...
See this young woman in a Seattle street? There are cars on all sides of her, and the one directly in front has just started backing up a bit out of the cross walk. But the car and the crossing people are irrelevant. But, seeing this already awkward behavior of the car in front of her, she decided it'd be a perfect place to practice this fine art.
Look how she skillfully raises her arm into the air and beats on the horn like a merciless, wild beast. It really freaked out the people in front of her. Ah, she's repeating! Behold as she takes no breaks in beating that horn to death. That's the ticket, no mercy. Show that horn who's boss. Ah, your an inspiration to us all. Oo, that doesn't look good. The poor horn...
Oh, look the lights turned green and traffic is on it's way as it should be, with no lasting damage.
Except for the poor people in front of her, some of which believe they may have triggered this soundly assault. Quite spooked they where. Thank you, mam, for you beautiful example on "How to murder a car horn".
Now that we've seen a most spectacular example, class, let us all get in the cars and try it ourselves. And remember not to try this around a cop! (Just a safety precaution.)
Also, try not to hurt yourselves, or if you do don't expect me to take responsibility for it. In fact, it'd probably be better if you didn't try this in real life at all. Bt I'm sure it'd make a great stress reliever, so don't diss this lesson all together.
See you next week class!