Pst, this title did not just change behind your back.
Dear diary- What the heck? What happened to my font?
There.
Dear diary, my cat likes to lick rocks and rusted metal. What could be missing from her diet?
Oh, wait! Diaries can't talk.
Le Chuck! (crash)
And now, it's story time.
Once upon a time there was a cat. She was a sweet and beautiful....
If I have to hear anymore Sonic my heads gonna go boom.
Now, where was I? Ah, yes.
Once upon a December a couple people kissed and they had a bouncy baby br- Wait, what? I didn't write that!
Sorry, we are experiencing spinal difficulties today? What? Technical? .....
Well, yes. Technically speaking.
Ring-a-ling!
"Al's Used pizza, how may I help you?"
"Hehe, someone set us up the bomb."
"Yes sir, mam. One bomb pizza coming right up."
.........
Caliiick!
"Hank!"
"Yes, Marta?"
"Did you call in for strange pizza again?"
No.... and I'm not Hank.
And so it was said that a few hours passed, thus a bad reputation was...hatched?
And finally, after long hours of waiting, the pizza came. Of course, by this point Hank had forgotten all the call. He'd also forgotten all about what he'd said during it or even why he'd said it in the first place. In fact he was rather contemplating how to duplicate the life style of a Hun. Which was an odd notion since he'd never even heard of a Hun before.
This disturbed him greatly.
And then
Ring Ring
the door rang. (Oh, no you don't. You get that color right back where it belongs.)
Hank looked to it, surprised, shocked. Ashamed even that he might be caught during this his time of trial. Mentally I mean.
He narrowed his eyes, and widened them, then narrowed them again. He got up, slowly now- Wait a minute, Hank is a girl!
She got up, slowly now, and crept toward the door. She slowly opened it, gulping.
And behold, outside was a- What the heck happened to my font!
Odd, it looked perfectly normal in preview. Hmm, oh well.
Where was I?
Ah, yes. The princess and the pea. No wait, let's make it a carrot. I don't like peas.
The Princess and the Carrot.
Once upon a time there was a girl with a nice, big family. And she acted like the world was her toy. This, of course, was because it was a ball.
Not a globe, just a ball that looked like the world.
And she craved the rest of it, wanted to hold it in the palm of her hand. Which would require her to be very large.
But she also wish for unimaginable beauty, which would generally mean she'd be very thin.
These conflicting interests were a source of great irritation and and she was constantly grumpy.
Finally it got so bad that they decided to give up on the story entirely.
I'm sorry, that's it for today. It probably sucked, but, hey, it's a living.
Well, not really. But okay.
This post has been brought to you by spontaneously combusting specks of dust, who's only wish was to see a post done more then once a month. Sadly, our sponser had to leave early in order to self combust, a fact which had to cut today's post short.
Let's all have a moment of silence for the self combusting speck.
There.
Dear diary, my cat likes to lick rocks and rusted metal. What could be missing from her diet?
Oh, wait! Diaries can't talk.
Le Chuck! (crash)
And now, it's story time.
Once upon a time there was a cat. She was a sweet and beautiful....
If I have to hear anymore Sonic my heads gonna go boom.
Now, where was I? Ah, yes.
Once upon a December a couple people kissed and they had a bouncy baby br- Wait, what? I didn't write that!
Sorry, we are experiencing spinal difficulties today? What? Technical? .....
Well, yes. Technically speaking.
Ring-a-ling!
"Al's Used pizza, how may I help you?"
"Hehe, someone set us up the bomb."
"Yes sir, mam. One bomb pizza coming right up."
.........
Caliiick!
"Hank!"
"Yes, Marta?"
"Did you call in for strange pizza again?"
No.... and I'm not Hank.
And so it was said that a few hours passed, thus a bad reputation was...hatched?
And finally, after long hours of waiting, the pizza came. Of course, by this point Hank had forgotten all the call. He'd also forgotten all about what he'd said during it or even why he'd said it in the first place. In fact he was rather contemplating how to duplicate the life style of a Hun. Which was an odd notion since he'd never even heard of a Hun before.
This disturbed him greatly.
And then
Ring Ring
the door rang. (Oh, no you don't. You get that color right back where it belongs.)
Hank looked to it, surprised, shocked. Ashamed even that he might be caught during this his time of trial. Mentally I mean.
He narrowed his eyes, and widened them, then narrowed them again. He got up, slowly now- Wait a minute, Hank is a girl!
She got up, slowly now, and crept toward the door. She slowly opened it, gulping.
And behold, outside was a- What the heck happened to my font!
Odd, it looked perfectly normal in preview. Hmm, oh well.
Where was I?
Ah, yes. The princess and the pea. No wait, let's make it a carrot. I don't like peas.
The Princess and the Carrot.
Once upon a time there was a girl with a nice, big family. And she acted like the world was her toy. This, of course, was because it was a ball.
Not a globe, just a ball that looked like the world.
And she craved the rest of it, wanted to hold it in the palm of her hand. Which would require her to be very large.
But she also wish for unimaginable beauty, which would generally mean she'd be very thin.
These conflicting interests were a source of great irritation and and she was constantly grumpy.
Finally it got so bad that they decided to give up on the story entirely.
I'm sorry, that's it for today. It probably sucked, but, hey, it's a living.
Well, not really. But okay.
This post has been brought to you by spontaneously combusting specks of dust, who's only wish was to see a post done more then once a month. Sadly, our sponser had to leave early in order to self combust, a fact which had to cut today's post short.
Let's all have a moment of silence for the self combusting speck.